More London Adventures of Pomela Pomelo

In which we learn that Vegetarians Are Mass Murderers!!! The results may shock some. What follows may be too explicit for some viewers. (you have been warned!) Here's my proof:

Tofu, grilled like St. Lawrence of Rome

Plus this:

Plus this:

Provide evidence of vegiplanticide on an unprecedented scale.

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The final toll also included: blueberries, dried cherries, roasted cashews, chilies, maples robbed of their syrup, sesames toasted and then stripped of their oil. Caught in the plant-thirsty assault was our hero, Paulo Pomelo. When all was done little recognizable remained of him. He was torn asunder scattered throughout the madness. Oh, the horror, the horror! Alas, it didn't end there...

Later today, the hungry assassin (your narrator) assaulted both orange, celeriac, carrot, celery, helpless parsley and dill.

And thus, fair reader, is the sad, sorrowful saga of the demise of Paulo Pomelo, beloved cousin of Pomela Pomelo, newly arrived in London. It was all so yummy!!! Does our heroine stand a chance of escaping the advancing onslaught? Check here for future news.